I am beginning to regret my rejection of the Royal Wedding after reading the latest edition of Glamour magazine which contains the best article ever in the history of women's trash magazines. They have come up with a drinking game to play whilst watching the event that sounds so fun, I could cry that I will be on an airplane during the nuptials. I couldnt resist sharing a few of my favourite rules to the game, but you'll to pick up the mag for the full game (it's the one with Cheryl Cole on the cover, but don't let that put you off - you can draw mustaches on her after purchase).
Glamour reminds us that the Wedding is at 11am, but don't let that stop you from playing along...
Kate looks a bit overwhelmed = 1 dainty sip of Cava
A horse does a whoopsie (that's British for takes a poop) on the pavement = shot of Sambuca
It's Prince Edward! = Yawn and get someone to pass you a strong drink of you choosing
Celebratory swig for each time Kate is described as "radiant" and DON'T put your foot through the telly.
Prince Phillip looks as if he might be thinking something racist = 1 shot
Wills' bald spot on TV again = Open the tequilla
Spy Prince Harry psyching out Wills by pelvic thrusting during this vows = Shotgun a Bacardi Breezer
And my personal favourite - When you see Ben Fogel, last to shout "Fogel alert!" drinks whatever's in their glass.
And the fun doesnt stop there - Glamour has also published a fun game of "Guest List Bingo" as seen below.
This wedding could be a good time after all. Enjoy yourselves! I'll be back when its all over.